175 Yards Out (w/ Cort McCown)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2024

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Comedy at TopGolf, driving Pauly Shore, and best places to take someone on a date… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 11/1 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: FREE appetizer for life! One appetizer item per box while subscription is active. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/NETPOSITIVEAPPS MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	That's the only time I thought in my life.
0:01.6	I was like, if this thing goes off the road, I don't care. Tag team back again check in the mix so let's begin. Easton you know that?
0:16.4	I can't start another episode like this.
0:20.4	Welcome into the studio everybody net positive your boys in the interview seat let's go
0:26.2	Just got back from Philly and it was unbelievable you know God says to go to the darkest places and bring the light of heaven and that's what I was doing in
0:36.0	Philly this weekend and the Atlanta Falcons also went into Philly two nights ago and beat the Eagles on Monday night football.
0:43.8	But we're not here to talk about that.
0:44.9	Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to Appleton, Wisconsin this weekend.
0:47.1	I believe tickets, minimum tickets still available.
0:51.0	Then we're starting a tour, baby. Jokes for Humans, Sarasota, Melbourne, Fort Lauderdale, Jacksonville to end the month of September.
1:00.0	Lima, Ohio, October 3rd.
1:03.0	Ship Schwan, Indiana, October 4th and 5th, three shows there.
1:06.8	Saginaw, Michigan, Cheyenne, Wyoming, October 17th,
1:11.2	18th, Sioux Falls, Denver, October 19th,
1:14.8	that show is almost sold out.
1:16.1	Bakersfield on October 31st is gonna be moved
1:20.0	because that is Halloween.
1:22.2	Halloween. And apparently. because that is Halloween and apparently my fans are celebrate that so
1:26.9	wait what I know dude like my agent called and he goes hey that like all the shows are like almost sold out except for this one and he goes that's Halloween
1:36.3	I go well all my followers are Christian they don't support that holiday but apparently they do so I think the polls it's like the election
1:46.6	polls yeah so do you celebrate Halloween they're like no no and then they go
1:51.3	celebrate yeah no one yeah but I think we're No one.
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