175 - The Electoral College is WILD!

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

History, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

It’s an F&B History Hyenas Halloween! The guys are late with celebrating but, hey they’re wild, just like the things they say in today's episode! Recorded a day before Election Day, Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas discuss the Electoral College and how we are the only country that votes this way. Chris is dressed up like Colonial Chrissy and Yannis is a Hyena fan, our guy Richie G! What’s going to happen, are we going to get sold to China like Chris says or get 4 more years of Donny T?! It is Biden vs. Trump and baby it's hard to say right now who is going to win! It’s hard to say because people are just horrible! They need celebrities to get naked in order to vote?! I mean come on people what are we doing?! But really, what are we doing? Should we still have the electoral college? It’s a system created in the 1700s and people have been trying to get rid of it as it is based on slavery. How do we fix this? Be like Elsa and just let it go? Should we have a popular vote? Politics are hard to understand, but the boys try their hardest to break it down! But let's be real DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH HISTORY CUZ THEY GO FULL HYENA! Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD! Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️ 🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website 🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website 🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website 🎥 Mike Lavin our producer on Instagram Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up, everybody?
0:09.4	Welcome to another episode of History Aeneas.
0:11.3	I'm Chrissy DeStefano, Colonial Chrissy.
0:13.8	With me is Janice Pappas, aka Richie G.
0:16.3	It's Wednesday.
0:17.5	Welcome to four more glorious years of Donny T.
0:24.0	It is Yadip. And with time travel, Chrissy, Chrissy could not wait to crawl into his Revolutionary War era outfit. He's been
0:29.5	prancing around with his big fat ass. You sent me a picture that you gay, because you fucking,
0:35.8	you sent me a sext. I sent you a sex. Let's put it on Patreon. Yeah, we're going to put the picture. You can see through my underwear, because unfortunately, we're doing this Monday. And I said it looked like Jessica Kirsten was bending over. Yeah, Jessica Kierzen, I banged her. Yeah. Yeah. We are to wild hide. We're Jessica Kiersen. I love you, Judge and Bebay.
0:54.9	Yeah, what are we going to do?
1:10.4	Look, some of you may not have recognized you my outfit. Chrissy did introduce me as Richie G. So maybe now I'm going to put on my outfit. I am a history of hyena fan who has a lot of money and lives in Kansas City or wherever the fuck you live. I don't remember. Yeah, and I'm representing Colonial Critzy where I like to call it the good all days.
1:13.6	Yeah, so Halloween has happened, but because Venetia is Greek and I'm Greek, much like Easter, we celebrate Greek Halloween, which comes after the regular Halloween. Which comes after the regular Halloween. Venetia is dressed up. I don't know if she wants to come on camera, but she's wearing a big gold chain, an American
1:28.7	flag, a mask that says is sleep, which is the opposite of woke, and a scully hat, and tight jeans that are especially tied on her upper thighs and ass, and she's Chrissy Qing on. And here's the deal. Well, that's because my jeans are tired on my thighs and ass, because I got a fat, fat ass. Fennetia right now is shivering a little bit
1:46.1	She's a little upset
1:47.3	Yeah she's jeans are tired on my thighs and ass because I get a fat fat ass. Fentia right now is shivering a little bit.
1:46.2	She's a little upset.
1:48.0	Yeah, she's a little upset because the cold, hard truth is this.
1:52.8	It's that Donnie T.
1:54.4	One and he won big.
1:57.1	She's a little upset.
1:58.6	She's a little concerned for her mother's mental health and actually her circulatory system that Donnie T may pull this off.
2:06.3	And if Chrissy Koonan is right.
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