174 - History of the Comanches w Shane Gillis!

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

History, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

As Yannis Pappas is waiting for Beba Pappas to come into the world, we have the great Shane Gillis on as a guest host! Boys get straight into cars and how that the only dope thing about Christopher Columbus was that he rode into the Americas with wooden ships. Named after ladies that definitely did not have any fumare! Guys are talking Native Americans again and if we think that the holiday should be renamed to Indigenous Peoples’ Day brought to you by Christopher Columbus. Thoughts Cuzzies? Shane just finished a book from Joe Rogan’s reading list and came through to discuss badass Native Americans: The Comanche. The Comanche were from the Great Plains, which is considered Colorado, Kansas Oklahoma, Texas, New Mexico today. They were some vicious dope horsemen that did some brutal things. In fairness, the settlers did try to take their land, so many raidings from the Indians and the new settlers that became the Plains Indian war starting in the 1850s. One of the most WILDEST stories was from Cynthia Ann Parker, a settler who was kidnapped in 1836, at age 10, by the Comanche war band. She lived with the Comanche people for 25 years learning the Comanche ways and forgetting English altogether. What is even WILDER what happens when her white family raids her tribe 25 years later? Be sure to listen to that story Cuz!! Chris Distefano tells Shane that he just got back from Salem, Massachusetts and he feels that things in 2020 are beginning to mirror what is happening during the witch hunts of the 17th century. For example who is going to be canceled next? They give props to Bill Burr’s monologue on SNL and that it was hilarious. He was doing what he does best, just tell jokes. Another great episode from da boys! Leaves you wondering: will you vote? Which way? Does it matter? Nothing matters. The only thing that matters right now is that you go to patreon.com/bayridgeboys and check out the WILD shit going on over there. 🙆🏼‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️ GO CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS CUZ! 👉 RAYCON ➡️ promo code: HYENAS15 ➡️ http://bit.ly/rayconHH 🐕 HAWTHORNE ➡️ promo code: HYENAS ➡️ https://hawthorne.co/ 🐕 MYBOOKIE ➡️ promo code: HYENAS ➡️ https://mybookie.ag/signup/ Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD! Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️ 🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website 🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website 🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	All right, you know what I want to thank?
0:02.1	Hawthorne.
0:02.8	That's who I'm looking to thank today.
0:04.5	Thank you for supporting the history.
0:05.8	I mean, is we truly love your soaps and colognes. I'm being serious. Best hand soap in the game is Hawthorne. That's why I keep picking my nose and eating my boogers because my fingers smelled so good from the Hawthorne hand soap. I took their quick, two-minute quiz, and I was matched up with colognes and soaps that were best for me.
0:22.5	One for work and best for me.
0:22.5	One for work and one for playing.
0:41.7	All right, everyone. Welcome to another episode of the history.
0:43.4	Aene's still giving birth.
0:48.9	I'm Chris O'NeNeNe, Khrasey, with me, S&L's finest, Shane Gillis.
0:58.0	Today we're going to do an episode on today's episode is going to be about Comanchee Native Americans and we may take a talk about some Satanist cult stuff that me and my mother did in Salem, Massachusetts,
1:02.7	happy Halloween. And just bleep that out. And also I think by the end of this episode,
1:10.4	you're going to have, get at least five reasons as to why we absolutely should call it Columbus Day
1:16.1	and never call an Indigenous People's Day,
1:18.4	or we can call it Indigenous People's Day presented by Christopher Columbus.
1:22.9	So let's talk about Native Americans, American Native Americans,
1:26.8	which are just the original Mexicans, and Shane take it away. Zoom in on his face. No, no, no. Yeah, go ahead, Shane. Shane, take it on. No, I'm kidding. No, we can edit that out, whatever you want. But yeah, dude, I just want to say, what's up, dude? Chilling, man. How's this, I saw you driving in on a Chevy vault.
1:46.3	Chevy Cruz, please. Oh, Chevy Cruz, dude. Get it right. Dude, it's nice. And then, and I just got a BMW X-5, but that's because I'm trying to, you know, when you have a Puerto Rican family, you have to do things that make them go weppa. and sometimes the X-5
2:00.2	they go weepito
2:01.4	when they see it
2:02.1	but I got it
2:03.1	I got the X-5 you have to do things that make them go weppa and sometimes the x5 they go weptito when they see it
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