175: Pray the Corona Away

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4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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0:36.8	Hey everyone welcome back to episode 175. Does it matter?
0:41.2	Yes. Oh well our good friend Kenneth what's his face has decided to blow up the Kenneth Copeland.
0:47.4	He's decided to cure huge fan. Everyone in our audience of the coronavirus and I want us to
0:52.8	listen to his little sermon here so we can all be cleansed of our sinful virus.
1:22.8	You get off this nation. I demand judgment on you. I demand. I demand. I demand.
1:32.0	A vaccination to come to media. Yes.
1:37.2	He's done this a few times now. This is only one of his many times he's defeated Corona.
1:43.2	I call you. Well I feel better now. You come down from your place of a
1:51.4	thorn in the store. You come down and you crawl on your bed. Amen.
1:57.8	Like God commanded you when he put his foot on your head in the garden of the
2:05.1	Amen. While the garden was fucking metal through COVID-19. No more. No more.
2:13.3	No more. Yes. Finish. Finish.
2:20.8	Come on. Come on. Help us. I come up. Over. Over. You just chose one of his older ones.
2:28.1	This one was ineffective. His newer one is much better. I'll cut it off there.
2:33.0	Yeah. No. I don't think any of them were very. That's beautiful.
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