174: Lawrence Sonntag & The Deep Web

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2020

⏱️ 100 minutes

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0:58.4	Hello everyone. Hi. Hello. What an introduction. Yeah welcome.
1:11.6	I thought there was going to be like some chilling or something in there. Oh okay. Nothing man.
1:16.6	I'm living life. I got shit to chill. I'm just myself right now so I don't know man I play video
1:21.6	games on the internet like like everyone else so feeling good. Got some I guess I got half a
1:28.9	tonal. That's exciting. What happened there? Did you drop like dumbbell on it getting swollen or
1:33.5	something in the whole gym? Man I wish that would be way cooler than what actually happened. No I was
1:38.4	I was trying to install like a florey c unit. This was like six months ago because toenails don't
1:43.7	row our bodies are weird. Anyway there was like a sliding panel thing you have to extend out to make
1:49.9	it fill in the gap of a window so you like close the window on it and then the little exhaust
1:54.8	hose goes in there. I was extending it to make it fit our window and I screwed in the screw
2:00.0	thinking that it was secure and then I hold it out in front of me being the genius that I am
2:03.9	apparently I didn't screw it in enough. The panel like falls out of the thing and just slices my toe.
2:09.9	Yeah it was it was the most painful thing I've ever done and I do a lot of really dumb shit.
2:13.9	The toe or a toenail? The toenail turned like half black which was pretty cool.
2:23.1	And then like I want to say like about a couple of weeks ago I was going down to clip it which
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