The softness of them allows them to seal at impact, but

after a good manicure, my claps are just so sharp, you know, after an afternoon of

whittling my wooden sex toys. Oh man, all right, well that's a good intro for the

off-the-cuff show part of the failure to stop family of podcasts, guys, law

enforcement meets culture. Week in, week out on four shows, you're listening to

the, like I said, off-the-cuff me and Dave, we go out and patrol the internet and

pull off the most dangerous cutting-edge law enforcement news stories, and we

tell you what we think about them literally off-the-cuff. I never read past

the headline and I'm not kidding. I do, but not far. I don't know what I'm

even going to talk about. So I pick the headlines and I take it from there.

All right. So that's that's the show. If you like any of the show, so we have this

one on Mondays. We have Andrea and Eric do night shift, which is like a true

crime podcast on Tuesday nights. They broadcast at live on YouTube. But eight

Thursdays is the audio for Tanzi, his last call, having some cool interviews with

people, just talking about normal culture stuff so that you don't have to talk

about dead babies and domestics on the weekend. And Friday is the flagship

show. Yesterday's is really, really worth a listen. We had drew breezy on and

we went through the audio of the Ella French murder in Chicago and the

dispatchers insane response. You remember Dave when we did that DPD one on

Taylor's Baller? Yeah. It was, it was very, it's very much like that listening

to a dispatcher who had that kind of control over a crazy dynamic tragic

situations. It was and Drew has an extensive experience as a police officer

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