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Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlon,

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Welcome to two dikes and a mic. My name is Rachel Scanlon.

I'm a Mackenzie Good one. And we are, first of all of all ex-wives I know a lot of new people have been wondering a lot of people ask us in the comments on tiktok on

Instagram are you guys a couple what's the deal deal? One of them was pretty, I would say

aggressive? Aggressive? Yeah. They were like are you guys rubbing clams or what?

Which I hadn't heard rubbing clams. You know what I've heard is I've heard the term clam

slam and here's why I'm is that a for is that a party full of like lesbians?

No a clam slam slam is the act of scissoring.

Slam and clam.

Slam and clam.

And here's why I'm for it.

Thanks for asking, because it rhymes.

So the second you take out slam,

and you're saying, are y'all rubbing clamsams now I'm against it I agree now I'm you've lost me I was on board for clamslamming and now for clam rubbing if you're here's the thing if you're ever

watching something on the internet maybe you're consuming content with your ears.

Yes.

And you have the need, know the desire, the drive

to leave a comment.

And that comment has the word clam in it. I'm gonna need you to think about it

for just two seconds.

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