We are the greatest dikes in the world.

Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlon,

Worldwide dikes for life, hey. gambling. Yeah, two nights, two nights, who nights, who nights, we nights, we nights, we nights, yeah.

Ladies and Gentledoms, welcome to another episode of two decks in a mic. I'm mikensie. I'm Rachel

two dorks in a mork. No. You never know. You know what let's change it now.

Let's change it right now. Let's get the elephant out of the room. Let's talk about my shirt. Yeah. Let's talk about my shirt.

Let's talk about it quickly.

If you're only listening to this, first of all, get on Patreon.

Second of all, if you're only listening,

I feel bad for you because this shirt is one of the

craziest things and one of the most unexpected shirts for me for you of all time it's so

so feminine it's so fum here if I may if I may so you know there's like a lot of very cool gay male musicians that

wear very flamboyant clothing I'm really picturing Freddie Mercury right now I'm saying

like Harry styles. Harryiles is not gay.

Not my fucking problem.

I cannot keep trying to out famous musicians.

That's not my job. No, no, no, as a gay person. We are not outing anybody.

Taylor Swift has outed herself. There, let's get that right the fuck out of the way.

I am not outing anybody who has not already

done it upon themselves. Right no and I'm not out here trying to push any agenda. No. But my

shirt? There's a lot going on with your shirt. So it's a long sleeve. It's a 4XL. It was on sale for $3.99. From where? I don't remember. I couldn't possibly. It is way too big for you. Oh target. Okay. It's just so

flowy. Yeah. You do look like you were in the movie at a Night of the Roxbury. Thank you.

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