174: Tweeker Pooh

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2022

⏱️ 102 minutes

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We’re back!
Crystal and family had Covid, Pata Fria ran away to Florida.
iPhones are messy, don’t make new videos of dead loved ones, Crystal will never stop seeing dad d*ck and got a hot new bathing suit!

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0:00.0	Hey guys, we're back. Hi, episode 174. As always, I'm fucking with my microphone. Yeah, of
0:24.8	fellow dysfunction with pedophilia and crystal. It's a hundred degrees again. 102
0:32.4	exactly, but I am happy to be home. Since the last time we recorded, we've had a
0:39.1	lot of shit. They got COVID almost died after two and a half years of not
0:44.1	getting it. And it would be so bad. I haven't I haven't even got a cold in years
0:50.9	and like, who do we blame? So Mark brought it home. No one at work has it. Oh, he
0:59.0	was the first one. And I did my best to not get it, but here we here we were. But it
1:07.8	fucked me up bad. I had I found out I had COVID because I started vomiting at the
1:13.2	fucking gas station with a migraine wound up at the hospital, but I had migraines
1:18.5	at vomiting. I think we talked about that. That was before you had results though. Yeah, sore throat,
1:25.0	a minor cough, not bad. Just hella weakness like lethargy fatigue. And body aches, body aches, fever,
1:38.5	chills. I lost my smell and taste for two days. That's great. And then when it came back,
1:45.6	my taste buds were like so out of whack. My Chanel Madam was out perfume that I've wore for
1:49.9	over 20 years. Fucking stunk horribly. I can't drink sugar free Red Bulls. You told me cigarettes
1:55.9	tasted different. Everything tasted different. Everything it was fucked up. And I think Saturday was
2:04.0	the first day where I felt almost back to normal. Well, I'm glad it's you're recovering. Yeah, I
2:10.6	tested positive for I think seven days. It just was horrible. And I never, ever, ever want that
2:16.4	shit again. Never. Yeah, that shit is bad. For those that have asked me before, because I know
2:24.4	I've got a lot of DMs about it. If you lose your taste, get alpha lipoic acid. They sell it on
2:32.0	Amazon. They sell it at GNC. It's like 14 bucks. And it fucking works. Like as soon as you
2:38.0	write, as soon as you start to lose your senses, you fucking take it. And I got mine back within,
2:42.4	I think like two days or something. It's the weirdest thing in the world to eat something and not
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