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Hello Dysfunction

173: Don't Come Here Clean

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Pata Fria got a Mexican denture and surprised herself with how creative she gets while hurt. Crystal got a special voicemail and visit right when she needed it. Nightmares are among us, after 2.5yrs Crystal finally got Covid and blocking ppl is about self preservation, not you.

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0:00.0

Hey guys, we're back in episode 173 of Hello Disfunction. Yep. We're via satellite right now. Hopefully we have no technical difficulties.

0:30.0

Pray for us.

0:32.0

We haven't recorded in a while. Like my list of notes is so long. I don't even know where to start because I had them like before.

0:41.0

From like the last time I went to Mexico.

0:44.0

Yeah, yeah, I have the fucking vegan restaurant at the top of my fucking notes.

0:50.0

That was what you know. Yeah. Well, we'll just go over that stuff first.

0:57.0

Yeah, okay. So I went back to Mexico to go get that partial, right, which, but he insists on calling dentures and it's not dentures. It's one tooth. It has eight gum on it.

1:07.0

It does kind of look like a denture piece, I guess you could say because it's removable, but it's nice to have like that space filled. Yeah, I bet it's easier to eat.

1:18.0

It's kind of like weird though, because like food can get caught on the side, like in between the teeth. Yeah, my tooth and that tooth. So I don't know, I'm still learning, but like it's just nice to not have like a space right empty space right there.

1:33.0

Yeah.

1:34.0

So I went back to Mexico again alone and Robin is great. I just want to again say thank you so much to Robin this time she went with me to my appointment.

1:46.0

Oh, I love it took me to Mexico. Yeah, and I like was on time and and got on time to all my flights got to my dental appointment on time. Everything was cool.

1:57.0

So much smoother trip, although I was like in the middle of a breakup that day.

2:05.0

It was like, yeah, my partner was on like a bender like that weekend prior, so like I had just like ended the relationship like the night before.

2:17.0

So I was kind of like I couldn't I was off like two hours of sleep.

2:22.0

And I was like a zombie. I took a melatonin and shit that night before could not go like I was so fucking stressed out and like crying.

2:30.0

And so when the whole day I was like out of it and holding back crying all day, you know how like it's just right there.

2:37.0

It's so hard to do that. Yes, and you're just praying nobody asks you like what's wrong or how you're doing. Yes, exactly.

2:45.0

That took away from some of the fun in Mexico. Like we actually went and it sucks that I have to even fucking do this, but living in the United States.

2:55.0

You know, I've complained before about how they cut off my clonipin and shit. Yeah. So we were Robin found a doctor. We were able to go basically like a drop in doctors appointment and get prescriptions for medications we needed.

3:12.0

And there's like a medication fucking neighborhood in Mexico over there in TJ and it's like a pharmacy every few doors and like different doctors offices and shit.

3:25.0

So we went there and then we were able just to fill our shit and we were able to pay in dollars with it like hella convenient hella fucking convenient.

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