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Hello Dysfunction

175: Betty Gotta Go

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2022

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

We’re so happy to be back.
We would like a Raisin Bran sponsorship.
Now Bunny has Covid.
Be careful driving cars that backfire.
Bladder botox is ridiculous and we miss our grandmas.

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0:00.0

You're such an old lady. It's the best. Raisin, bran, crunch is even better, but I'm scared to fuck up my teeth. So this is the next best thing.

0:24.8

I hate you. Welcome, my little function. One is post and one is Kellogg's, but they're both equally fire. Welcome.

0:34.8

Episode 175. Mm hmm. 25 more. We did a mukbang this week.

0:43.5

She's eating old lady cereal for you guys. Mm hmm. Those of you that can't forget. You get a video

0:50.1

through our patreon. Welcome. And we're recording via satellite because we got the fucking kudis

1:00.6

from out there. I said we're never going to get away from it. It's like a new birthday.

1:06.0

Please go over her birthday. Bunny got coping for her birthday. So fucked up. If you missed the

1:13.1

Patreon episode, we me, Stevie, Bunny, and P's took a girl's trip, a road trip to LA for her birthday.

1:22.4

It was so fun. We went to Universal Studios, um, shopping and shit. Just had a hell of fun. And we

1:29.6

were out there for like four days, I think. Yeah. And um, we come back and the night that like I

1:37.5

I realized a couple of days after that I hadn't seen Bunny since the night we got back. Like she

1:42.1

been in her room. You know, there's a bathroom and shit in there. So she just does not come out.

1:46.4

And like if she, I go to bed pretty early. So she came out for food. It was after I already

1:51.7

went to sleep. So like a couple of days goes by and I'm like, hold up. So I'd say after like a day,

1:57.6

I go in there and I'm like, are you okay? And she told me she didn't feel good. And I'm thinking like

2:01.8

maybe a period or something. No, she was getting fucking sick. So that second day, I tested her and

2:10.2

she's positive for COVID. I tested myself. I'm negative. So she's been staying in there.

2:16.6

I saluted. I bring her food to her door and she like, she had been coming out just now though,

2:21.3

she tried to creep out herself. And I'm like, girl, like don't come out here. We make up on

2:26.0

active. Like you ain't got COVID. And you better test. Yeah. So I got a test again when we're done.

2:31.2

But me and Pee is so far safe. Stinker's ain't here. So I think he's safe. I don't know. I hope

2:37.0

I just yeah, steamy's not gonna. I hope we do not get it. Yeah, I can't have it. It's

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