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The Basement Yard

#174 - The White House Dinner Menu

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2019

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

This week we're talking about the delicious, delightful, wondrous, & expensive white house dinner menu. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard. What's up, Danny? What up, y'all? What's going on? I'm just living life. Yeah, doing my thing with that shaved ass face

0:08.4

I know I look like a pottery can babies butt cheeks kind of. Oh, yeah

0:13.6

Got anything what happened what happened to it?

0:15.6

I went to the barber that I usually go to yeah, I enjoy him. He's a nice guy

0:20.2

Of course usually cuts my hair pretty well. Uh-huh

0:22.7

decided to give me a shape up of my beard and my goatee and

0:27.6

And

0:29.4

Basically made me look like I was bad and clean up for like the Boston Red Sox. I look like David Ortiz nice

0:35.1

So it was like straight here straight here everything was a box

0:39.3

It looked like there was a little box on my face, and I just didn't like the way it looked like Lynn manual

0:43.6

What's his name Lynn when when Lynn Manuel Miranda? That's one. Yeah, but worse, right? Like it was super straight

0:50.2

I looked like Robinson, can I?

0:52.3

All right, you know like he has like the thing like perfect like that. Yeah, not for me

0:56.8

You still batten 300 though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but

1:00.9

When he did it

1:02.9

Um, I had to take my glasses off when I go and get a haircut so you couldn't really see so I couldn't really see

1:08.7

That's the problem, right? I know I got to bring you contacts. I know and I was as soon as it was done

1:14.0

I put my glasses on I was like oh, no, yeah

1:17.6

And then

1:19.1

He was just like oh was wrong with wrong. He's like this nice Russian guy

1:23.1

I was like dude like

1:25.4

Fuck my shit up. Yeah, fuck my shit up

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