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The Basement Yard

#173 - Hypothetically Speaking

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2019

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Danny and I ask each other some tough hypothetical questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard. I'm having a little bit of a drink today is my first one in a week

0:06.2

You meet both sir. Yeah, you have a nice little glass of water. I'm having a 10% single cut beer

0:11.7

I forgot the name of it. Oh man

0:14.2

Angry Joe's coming out tomorrow. Who's gonna fuss?

0:18.8

That's what it's called that's the name of the beer. Yeah, it's tomorrow. Who's gonna fuss got a nice little Elton jacket?

0:23.8

Elton John Jack in here. Yeah, that's dope. That's fire. Are they in New York based?

0:30.6

Whoa, can I smell it? Yeah

0:34.5

Yeah, they are new your New York base

0:37.1

They're over here. It smells fantastic. Yeah, which is fire because it's like a couple locks for my mom's house. So do you get six packs?

0:44.7

For four packs. I feel like the higher the alcohol it only comes in four packs because they don't want people getting fucking absolutely

0:51.2

Distributed well, no, it depends on like they do like pours

0:54.2

Like if you get a beer that's like 10% at a bar

0:56.5

They put it on one of those like little like poopy-doodle glasses

0:59.9

Where as if you get like a bud light like fill up a boat basically

1:03.6

Yeah, you know if you had to give up

1:07.7

IPAs and only drink bud lights

1:12.7

Could you do it?

1:15.7

I could I feel like that would drink way less. I feel like that would take the enjoyment out of it

1:21.8

These for me like especially this one like this is a 10% beer. I'll only drink these kind of beers. Yeah, buy themselves for the most part

1:29.7

Yeah, isolated incidents where I'll be like I'm gonna have one in the beginning of the night because I'm gonna be fucking out of my mind

1:36.0

Right like when we went to Rao's

1:38.5

Holiday party. It's like all right. It's a holiday party with all my friends like I'm getting lit up

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