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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

173. The Apple Is Red

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.826.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Today we have a follow-up to the Hillary Duff cookie saga, Tekashi 6ix9ine's Billboard allegations & Snoop Dogg's response, POV TikTok, Married at First Sight, an examination of titles in pornography, and orgasming to cure Restless Leg Syndrome. Plus, trash dog Vincenzo makes an appearance on the YouTube video. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:35.3

I love, like enjoying a latte on the bars with some music or on a walk with a friend. My

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1:26.3

Trash Dogg right here. Well daddy got to be asked about trash dog ever since I talked about

1:30.0

him on Rogan and put him on my Instagram and everything. This tomorrow, fucker, will

1:33.2

eat anything, dude. This dog right here, chenzo the trash dog will eat fucking anything

1:38.4

as long as it crinkles. I swear to god. If something goes it'll look over and run over

1:44.6

and eat the shit. And we found him. And now he's in this house. God damn, dude. Alright,

1:53.3

Trash dark

1:55.3

Shed it everywhere great. He shed everywhere is shed at a word or shed. He shed everywhere cool

2:00.0

Anyway, it's episode 173 of congratulations and

2:04.5

That was the new theme remix from mr. Green and I really liked that one that one fucking

2:10.9

It's very lit. It's very bang and it's very poppin and it's very lit and it's fire

2:14.8

So and I'm and I'm fucking young. I can say that kind of shit

2:17.9

I'm nobody's I've never seen anybody younger than me. So it's all good. I use this

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