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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.826.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Today we talk about how Chris ate a certain celebrity's cookies, Tekashi 6ix9ine, driving with masks on, the mystery of Chris's missing jury duty letters, and 2 of Chris's favorite YouTube stars: Tim Byrne & Daniel Songer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

So Bella brings me the post and I'm like oh no this won't be good I mean it's a vet spill

0:07.4

But then I remember many pets pet insurance my complete policy covers Bella for up to 15,000 pounds of vet fees

0:16.0

and

0:19.6

Ensure your happiness with many pets pet insurance

0:24.4

Get a quote at many pets dot com conditions and exclusions apply what's up my babies life reps and this is episode 172 of

0:34.5

Congratulations

0:48.6

Yeah dude life fucking and I'm changing into life friggin reps because we don't swear because we're Mormon

0:54.0

um

0:55.6

We do when I was in high school the Mormon girls liked me because I was a bad boy, but I wasn't really a bad boy

0:59.6

You know, I mean I didn't do drugs and stuff, but all these Mormon girls were like oh he's not Mormon

1:03.6

You know, I mean that was the thing that was how they used to like get back at their family by like not too much go for the

1:09.5

Major bad boy dude or a black guy, but they would go for your boy and so

1:15.4

Anyway, so probably get canceled for that. So we're doing we're doing it here. We're doing it live

1:20.1

It's a fly by the sea to the pants episode and it's also firing on firing on all cylinders

1:24.4

And it's also at the fucking nighttime podcast dude the nighttime podcast is the shit and we're already one more minute down

1:30.9

We're 59 minutes from collecting bags

1:34.3

Life rips man. This shit's on shits on I'm wearing my mask less and less mostly just indoors

1:39.6

But it's all good how about people who drive when they wear the mask what are you doing? That's like being in your fucking house

1:46.2

With your mask on

1:48.2

I

1:51.3

Saw Sagar I had the fucking Instagram where he said look I'm driving like one of the fucking idiots and he had a fucking mask on what he was driving

1:59.2

Yeah, dude, but that's that's it and my fucking dog has got aids all over his face

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