172. The Fool and The Worm

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

I’m a BIG SHOT at my job. I belong to an ELITE group of people who make work their ENTIRE identity. My testicles are made out of BRASS and I have NO outside relationships. What IS my job? Oh, I torture a big fucking worm. If I don’t do it someone else will! Featuring: Holden McNeely as the Taurus Salesman, Priest Ed Larson as Announcer, Man in Coat Jackie Zebrowski as Tomsha Mounting Cro-Crotoa The Story Must Be Told Clip Show Liturgical Reading: “The Fool and the Worm” The Price of Killing Chalms Two more episodes left before our break to switch into seasons. We’re hard at work on the new format and KNOW you’ll love us EVEN MORE. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com BOOKS: http://thestorymustbetold.com

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0:00.0	When we last left our heroes, they were ascending the villainous basuvial volcano Cro-Katoa.
0:09.2	But tensions boil beneath the surface, like magma.
0:14.6	Will the friction foam up to the surface, like lava?
0:19.1	Find out next time on the story must be told starting now
0:28.6	ha ha oh yeah uh well at least i was invited to dylan fraser's birthday party in second grade.
0:37.6	How dare you bring that up?
0:41.1	I ought to slug you.
0:42.9	I'm so scared.
0:45.7	I'd hate to get hit by a guy who doesn't even know how to plump on it.
0:50.9	That's it, you little...
0:52.9	Get out of my way.
0:53.7	Let me at him. Let me at him.
0:55.0	Stop.
0:56.0	Can't you see what's happening?
1:00.0	The legend.
1:02.0	It's true.
1:03.0	What legend?
1:06.0	Corroquitor is more than a volcano.
1:10.0	It is possessed by an evil spirit, a trickster god.
1:16.6	Who will stop at nothing from venting toxic boys and gases?
1:22.6	Their two best friends are kissed one another.
1:26.6	Who gives a flying hack?
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