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No Such Thing As A Fish

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🗓️ 7 July 2017

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force for dead people, Indonesia's KFC CDs and Chinese mistress-dispellers.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming
0:20.7	to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.
0:23.7	My name is Dan Schreiber and I'm sitting here with Anichisinski, Andrew Hunter Murray and
0:28.2	James Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite
0:32.5	facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go.
0:37.5	Starting with you, Chisinski.
0:39.5	My fact this week is that in China you can hire mistress dispellers to lure away your
0:45.0	husband's mistress.
0:46.0	Incredible.
0:47.0	Yeah.
0:48.0	What if your husband doesn't have a mistress?
0:49.0	Do you have to hire a mistress?
0:50.0	Yeah, you do.
0:51.0	And then hire a mistress dispeller.
0:52.0	Cost twice as much and it's almost futile.
0:56.0	This was a piece of the New Yorker which they did on this new thing which is becoming bigger
1:00.6	and bigger which are these companies that call themselves mistress dispellers and if
1:04.9	your husband has a mistress that you know about and I think people have a lot of men in
1:08.2	China are quite unsuspectal about it then you go to one of these mistress dispelling services
1:13.5	and you say can you sort this out and they charge tens of thousands of dollars but they
1:18.5	do a really comprehensive service.
1:21.2	They have like a psychotherapist, they have lawyers and it's a two-pronged attack.
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