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172: BATMAN RETURNS Movie Club With Joe Black!

Craig & Friends

Craig And Friends

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4.93.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2022

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Joe Black and I get deep into every queer’s favorite BATMAN film and talk Michelle Pfeiffer’s whip-work, Danny Devito’s heartthrob turn, Danny Elfman’s magical score, McDonalds screwing up a 3rd Burton Batman, review some fabulous and terrible period interviews with the cast as well as Sean Young's shocking 1992 Joan Rivers show appearance and so much more. Originally available to Patreon subscribers only, so head over to  https://www.patreon.com/CraigAndFriends to support the show and get hours and hours of exclusive content 💋

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0:00.0

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0:11.5

Welcome hotdog club, to the movie club, for Batman Returns, because Joe Black returns and only for one movie, for Batman Returns, welcome Joe.

0:20.2

Ah, pleasure to be here. I'm here to talk about my favorite subject, which is Danny DeVito, as a monstrous, henquin criminal.

0:29.2

Who eats raw fish, and you actually ate the raw fish on the, I'll, I'm amazing.

0:36.2

And this evening he claimed to, and it looks pretty real. Like when I watched in the documentary, he's non-away at that.

0:41.6

And it looked pretty accurate, although David Letterman asked Christopher Walken whether or not the rumors were true that Danny, to get into character, would, uh,

0:50.2

Nash's teeth and Naush on raw fish. Christopher Walken said, I don't think so. I don't think that's true.

0:56.2

Oh, Christopher Walken ruining everyone's fun. When was the first time you saw Batman Returns? I think I must have seen it as, as a kid.

1:05.2

Wait in the theater or, no, not in the theater, because I wouldn't, I mean, I was, you know, I was born in 89, and this guy on 9, 94, at 93, 94.

1:16.2

Uh, 92, yeah. So, no, but it's, oh, 92. Oh, this was big amongst three year olds, as we'll get into later. They, they really loved bringing kids into this movie.

1:24.2

Well, well, but also didn't say this one. I remember they had, um, McDonald's toys and then McDonald pulled the sponsorship.

1:35.2

And it fucked up the film. Um, you can actually, let's hear one of those McDonald's commercials.

1:43.2

If you want to be spotted, get your hands on Batman. Drop into McDonald's. That man returns his honor to Maddie series of 32 Unscrovaq.com's with my, risky, bad, disly, and so straight from the movie.

2:00.2

You can pick up a large drink in one of six superhero collect-com's. I have a special prize. When you buy 3 extra value, you, because what you want is what you get at McDonald's today.

2:11.2

Batman returns his honor to Maddie series of 6 32 Unscrovaq.com's feel for the large stock. Then, then, touch off with a flying, risky, bad, disly, and straight from the movie.

2:25.2

So a flying, frisbee, top to your 32 ounce soda, which I don't know if they make them that big anymore after that film supersized me came out. Maybe they do. That's a lot of liquid.

2:36.2

Yeah, I, again, I live in the UK. The supersized thing is, is a myth to us. Oh, it doesn't actually exist over there. Okay. No, I don't think I do fight it, charming how most of the folks in the UK call it Mac Donald's not McDonald's right. And, you know, my name is spelled Mac Neil, but it's pronounced McNeil.

2:55.2

So it's one of those ever changing, ever shifting. Yeah. So, so McDonald's pulled the thing, didn't they? Because the film was just too dark. Well, they had it running for a while.

3:05.2

And there was a lot of controversy. And the interesting thing I find is the kind of stuff that we're going to hear, the outrage, the outcry about the darkness of the second film, because I rewatched the first film or a chunk of it earlier.

3:20.2

And nothing's much darker than the Joker.

3:23.2

Yeah, I mean, he, he, a woman's face is like completely mutilated. Yeah, as his art. Yeah, he is playing a character that would not be out of place in David Bowie's outside of

3:40.2

the film. It's, I mean, the first one I find actually, I actually, maybe find the first one darker because though the, the palette is darker in, in returns, it's, it's a lot more cartoonish.

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