171: The Great Toilet Paper Shortage

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4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2020

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to try to find toilet paper. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Links Below. GET 25% OFF THE BEST SUSTAINABLE CLEANING PRODUCT KIT: go to https://www.CLEANCULT.com/OFFICIAL GET AN EXTRA 3 MONTHS OF BLAZING FAST ONLINE VPN ACCESS FOR FREE: go to https://www.EXPRESSVPN.com/OFFICIAL PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/the-official-podcast Timestamps: 00:03:21 - Melody 00:10:35 - Pay Pigs 00:16:42 - daddy05 00:20:55 - CleanCult *Ad* 00:23:55 - Toilet Paper Shortage 00:29:43 - Intentionally Spreading Coronavirus 00:41:44 - ExpressVPN *Ad* 00:44:47 - Half-Life Alyx and the Death of Gaming 00:57:35 - The Walking Dead 01:02:49 - Pc Gaming 01:17:12 - Netflix Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan The Official Podcast: SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Iv4af6j46ldkjja7vwnvljbyiw4?t=The_Official_Podcast Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5tZWdhcGhvbmUuZm0vVE9QNzc4NDYyNTk4MA%3D%3D Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theofficialpodcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-official-podcast/id1186089636 Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:37.2	I'd like to start. I'd like to start this one. Hello and welcome to this episode of the official
0:43.8	podcast. I am absolutely exhausted and I believe my co-hosts are in some way also tired because today
0:52.4	as of this year marks the beginning of daylight savings time and boys I have a question for you
0:58.4	can we say fuck daylight savings time yes do we really still need it I heard it was for the cows
1:04.9	or something like cows need it to be milked without us for the work days yeah see people don't even
1:10.1	know what it's for yeah well what is it for the cow doesn't like me it's what do you mean it's for
1:15.4	the cows it's not like the cow has a clock it doesn't know the time it is yeah but no I mean I'm in
1:20.6	for the farmers to milk them with something yeah I can't get farmers just get up an hour earlier
1:26.2	later how you get up an hour earlier or later well think about it when you when you had a an old
1:32.3	school world with limited electricity or any of that you probably needed as much daylight as you
1:37.5	could and it was more convenient for everyone to know but that has nothing to do more that does has
1:43.1	nothing to do what time it is time is just what we call daylight so they're just the time that
1:47.9	passes in the day it's exactly it's just stupid to have time zones in this day and age in my
1:55.3	opinion we should have one universal time zone and then you know at the exact same time we never
2:01.4	work hmm why that would never work because it's currently past midnight here like it's super dark
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