170: Using Your Ass Could Stop a Plane Crash

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4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2020

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to put Weinstein behind bars. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Links Below. GET THE FREE TOOL THAT SAVES YOU MONEY ONLINE IN A CLICK: go to https://www.JOINHONEY.com/OFFICIAL GET FREE SHIPPING ON THE SAFEST WAY TO PROTECT YOUR HOUSE: go to https://www.SIMPLISAFE.com/OFFICIAL PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/the-official-podcast Timestamps: 00:08:36 - Bernie Madolf 00:14:07 - Kaya's Old 00:16:59 - Coronavirus 00:21:11 - Honey *Ad* 00:25:10 - Kaya's Crusade Against China 00:33:07 - Iran 00:39:56 - SimpliSafe *Ad* 00:43:25 - Bad Dreams 00:55:41 - Xu (Mad Dog) 01:05:32 - No iPhones for Bad Guys Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan The Official Podcast: SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Iv4af6j46ldkjja7vwnvljbyiw4?t=The_Official_Podcast Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5tZWdhcGhvbmUuZm0vVE9QNzc4NDYyNTk4MA%3D%3D Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theofficialpodcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-official-podcast/id1186089636 Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:38.5	Hello and welcome back to the official podcast. This is episode 170 and Jackson has just been going
0:45.7	fucking nuts waiting to tell you something extremely important by the sound of it Jackson. What is it?
0:51.0	Can you guys believe Harvey Weinstein was acquitted of all crimes? He's innocent.
0:57.2	And Hansel. What? No. He's a Christ. He too. I don't even get the joke. What's the joke?
1:06.7	No, I mean he wasn't acquitted. You don't put me in the spot like that. You sort of a bitch.
1:10.8	So the joke is the joke is he wasn't acquitted. No. Well Jackson's Jackson joke was that he was so
1:19.5	obviously guilty that would it would have been silly for anyone to believe that he got acquitted.
1:24.6	Thank you. Finally, someone explains my joke properly. Now I get it. So the thing is I did read an
1:29.6	article beforehand just like last week or something that actually said there was a decent chance
1:34.5	that he might get acquitted just out of a technical matter. Not a loophole or anything but basically
1:39.6	they was the technical matter. It's not a technical matter as much as full penetration or something.
1:44.6	No, apparently there's like two girls who had just caused that they were genuinely just all the
1:49.2	evidence is there that they got sexually assaulted and raped. But then the prosecution decided
1:54.4	to bring in all these other cases as well that kind of they weren't as open and shut. And so it
1:59.6	diluted their case of anything. It kind of worked against them. But really they got them at the end.
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