Have you ever seen the pale blue dot?

It's basically a blue dot that is a little more pale than an ordinary dot, and it seems

like it is really far away.

However, what have I told you that we are on the dot, the whole Earth and everyone who has

ever lived, and all the stars and planets are inside a big dot.

And that dot is called the universe.

And inside that dot, there are lots of solar systems and planets that each look like dots.

And then inside of them, we finally get to the very small dot of the Earth.

Our favorite planet, because we live on it. On our planet is where every

T-Rex and dinosaur, every cigarette-smoking chimp, every king in quarterback has ever lived in history.

Now, the dot is so small, you would think that aliens could never find it. But remember last

year when those weed aliens came,

every sticky strain, every swisher sweet stuffed with Fremo O.G. North Dakota Thundercush,

every hand-blown bong shaped like Garfield's head that has ever existed

has existed right here on this blue and green dot called Earth.

That is because weed comes from the Earth, and it's okay for us to smoke it.

Anyway, it was fun when the weed aliens came to this blue planet in which we live in,

but I bet something like that will never happen again.

After all, our dot is so pale and so blue with some green mixed in

that is probably too small for those aliens to take note of.

If anything, the weed aliens probably came because they could see the green mixed in with the blue.

But most other types of aliens probably wouldn't be interested in such a pale and such a blue dawn as this one.

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