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Episode One

170 - Stargazing with Luna d'Ford

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2021

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

WBEN Radio personality Luna d'Ford just wants to interview an alien, but things get out of hand when outerspace aliens from space abduct public intellectual Terrence Hardonne and provoke a confrontation with the local U.S. military general. With @RahRahRaina @willmenaker @necrobranson @intellegint and @charlesraustin Charles' album as Solipse is available now: Live songs from this episode: https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/live-at-million-yen Studio Album on Bandcamp: https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/solipse On Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3AZyVEMa9TDQomaGmQT2no On Apple: https://music.apple.com/us/album/solipse/1554334410 Linktree: https://linktr.ee/solipse

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0:00.0

Have you ever seen the pale blue dot?

0:04.0

It's basically a blue dot that is a little more pale than an ordinary dot, and it seems

0:09.1

like it is really far away.

0:11.7

However, what have I told you that we are on the dot, the whole Earth and everyone who has

0:17.0

ever lived, and all the stars and planets are inside a big dot.

0:21.9

And that dot is called the universe.

0:24.8

And inside that dot, there are lots of solar systems and planets that each look like dots.

0:30.3

And then inside of them, we finally get to the very small dot of the Earth.

0:35.0

Our favorite planet, because we live on it. On our planet is where every

0:39.5

T-Rex and dinosaur, every cigarette-smoking chimp, every king in quarterback has ever lived in history.

0:47.4

Now, the dot is so small, you would think that aliens could never find it. But remember last

0:53.9

year when those weed aliens came,

0:56.1

every sticky strain, every swisher sweet stuffed with Fremo O.G. North Dakota Thundercush,

1:01.5

every hand-blown bong shaped like Garfield's head that has ever existed

1:05.6

has existed right here on this blue and green dot called Earth.

1:10.8

That is because weed comes from the Earth, and it's okay for us to smoke it.

1:16.4

Anyway, it was fun when the weed aliens came to this blue planet in which we live in,

1:20.7

but I bet something like that will never happen again.

1:23.9

After all, our dot is so pale and so blue with some green mixed in

1:28.4

that is probably too small for those aliens to take note of.

1:32.2

If anything, the weed aliens probably came because they could see the green mixed in with the blue.

1:37.8

But most other types of aliens probably wouldn't be interested in such a pale and such a blue dawn as this one.

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