It's Monday, it's March 28th and the word of the day is parrow, which means the feeling

that everything you do is always somehow wrong, as if there's some obvious way forward

that everybody else can see but you, each of them leaning back in their chair and calling

out, helpfully, colder, colder, colder, using the sentence, my dnd character dave the

track and feels attacked by this relatable content about parrow.

The fact that your solution to colder is, I'm going to roll for jacket, that's not helping.

I could have got to track it.

Hey, any series of actions that leads to Falcon Gate is the right series of actions.

I'm going to be there, I think.

I have no illusions.

I'm Eli Bosnick.

I'm Ethan Wright and Broadcasting Delayed from America's Far Center.

We are The Skeptocrats.

Oh, this week's episode Vladimir Putin fights for a different kind of turf.

South Carolina, man, proves that you can save someone from drowning on a technicality.

Ted Cruz might be turning Japanese, he really thinks so.

But first, the rest of the intro music.

Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow Skeptocrats, no illusions in Eli Bosnick.

Gentlemen, we got 224 days until election day, you feeling good about the midterms?

No.

You feeling good about American politics right now?

You think it's going to go good?

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