169: Skepticrat169 - Go Tuck Yourself Edition
The Skepticrat
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🗓️ 14 March 2022
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Headline Sources:
NY judge uses Tucker Carlson’s own words against Fox News: https://lawandcrime.com/2020-election/n-y-judge-uses-tucker-carlsons-words-against-fox-news-while-refusing-to-scuttle-smartmatic-defamation-lawsuit
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/03/09/judge-uses-tucker-carlsons-own-words-against-fox-news/
Judge issues temporary injunction barring Texas from investigating pediatric gender-affirming care as 'child abuse':
https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/11/us/texas-transgender-minor-investigations/index.html
All of Virginia’s educational system asks Glenn Youngkin to fuck off: https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2022/03/11/virginia-youngkin-superintendents-tip-line/
Annnnd we're getting invaded by giant parachuting spiders: https://www.axios.com/local/washington-dc/2022/03/09/giant-joro-spiders-east-coast-may
People’s convoy is no match for DC traffic:
https://www.thedailybeast.com/peoples-convoy-truckers-struggle-to-defeat-dc-traffic-on-beltway-in-protest-over-pandemic-restrictions
Madison Cawthorn charged for driving with a revoked license...again: https://www.salon.com/2022/03/10/why-has-madison-cawthorn-been-repeatedly-charged-for-driving-with-a-revoked-license/
After calling Zelensky a “thug”:
https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/10/politics/madison-cawthorn-volodymyr-zelensky-comments/index.html
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's Monday, it's March 14th, and it's Pi Day, 314. |
| 0:17.6 | So the word of the day is Pi, which means the ratio of a circle's circumference to its |
| 0:22.7 | diameter, using a sentence, God's not great at math. |
| 0:27.2 | So the Bible got Pi wrong by a good amount. |
| 0:30.8 | According to First Kings, we should celebrate Pi Day on March 0 if, because they have it |
| 0:35.6 | as throes. |
| 0:36.6 | So, and now once again, I'm hungry for key limeratio, God. |
| 0:40.2 | I don't know, Pi is one of those things that like doesn't sound true, but just because |
| 0:46.1 | I don't understand it. |
| 0:47.2 | Anyways, I think we should ban it from schools. |
| 0:49.7 | No illusions. |
| 0:51.7 | Um, Eli Bosnick. |
| 0:52.7 | Um, Heathen Wright and Broadcasting Delay from America's far center, we are the |
| 0:56.9 | Scepticrats. |
| 0:57.9 | Oh, this week's episode, the court system tells Fox News to go tuck itself. |
| 1:01.8 | A lot of conservatives consider a truck convoy to protest high gas prices. |
| 1:06.5 | And Rudy Giuliani unzipped his face again, so there's going to be a flying spider. |
| 1:13.1 | But first, the rest of the intro music. |
| 1:17.7 | Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow Scepticrats, no illusions in Eli Bosnick. |
| 1:21.6 | Gentlemen, spring's almost here, you guys have any travel plans coming up soon? |
| 1:26.4 | Maybe somewhere north and great and white, perhaps, maybe in May of this year? |
| 1:33.4 | Oh, you wouldn't like that. |
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