Okay, folks, welcome to the latest chapter, the latest edition, the latest thrilling episode,

I should say, of life on planet Porky, with myself, Portmeister, and of course, the rock chick

writer extraordinaire, Ms Miss Leslie and Jones.

And Leslie, Anna, I think I have to say immediately,

it's the first chance we've had to come to air

since a national tragedy occurred.

And that is the death of Captain Tom,

somewhat a somber start,

but a man to whom I feel we both would like to pay tribute.

Absolutely. I was very sad about it, actually. I shed a few tears over this. I know he was

100 years old. Yes, I did. I don't cry very often, but this did move me. Yeah, he was 100. Yes,

he was on well. He was battling prostate cancer. He had pneumonia,

so they weren't able to vaccinate him against COVID. What happened is that he became the first

COVID martyr because he literally gave his life for this cause. So all the deniers out there who are

still saying, COVID doesn't exist, you know, I'm not

having the vaccination. If you can't do it for yourself, do it for him in tribute. That's

what I would say. Yes. But even so, you've still got the sick-minded people who go on to social

media and start, you know, berating him and slagging him off. And even one churchman who said, oh, he's just a sign of white supremacy,

which I thought was a shocking and bloody awful thing for anybody who wears a dog collar

and is a man of the church to get involved in.

You know, most of the world not only has a great affection for Captain Tom,

but believes he did an awful lot of good for an awful lot of people. Yes, he did. And I think

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