Hello guys, welcome to episode 170 of hello dysfunction holy shit. We're getting up there guys. We've sat and sat.

Let's try it again. We've sat and sat. We've sat and recorded 170 of these and more than that because the Patreon episodes don't have numbers. Right.

And there were some we never use. You're right. So we're probably like past 200 holy shit. But sorry guys. Here I go. That's documented ones. We've also had porch therapy like for years before that. Even so.

So crazy. So an october. We will be four years old. Are you serious? We started in at the end of 2018. Wow. That came up quick. Right. We are at almost two million downloads, which is very cool, which is a huge accomplishment.

I think we should celebrate it since we missed the one million mark and definite. So let's acknowledge the two million mark and like do something. Definitely. And I think, you know, as long as it permits, I say, we try and do a live show for the 200. It shows away. Yeah. Yeah. That's 30 weeks. Right. Yeah. I think. Yeah. We can get it together before then. Right. Definitely. Okay. Yeah. We should do that. I think so too.

Would you guys like to do that? Let us know. I'm proud of for you. I'm crystal. I'm that shit. I may have a list. No, you don't. I'm kind of. I'm getting used to my new dentures. She has permanent dentures. That's what I want. I did go through with it. And I went to Mexico by myself. So you guys don't even know. She is. She needs a shaperone. She needs a court.

She needs a court appointed guardian because she doesn't know how to be a fucking adult. I don't. I really don't like even some of my Mexican friends that have like been there many times. Somebody message the page and said, why did pot of free? I think she could go to Mexico. And they wouldn't speak Spanish.

No, people told me that I would be okay. People like misled me and had me think they made everyone into you want to spoke English.

Like there were a lot of English speaking people. Yeah. Like you can wing it. Like there's a lot of English speaking. You're like, I know. Banyo. No. There's. Yeah. I was like, I was fucking misled. So fuck. But no, I have Mexican friends that have been there many times. And they were like, I can't believe you went to Mexico alone.

For the first time. Like you've never been asking to be trafficked. I don't even like to go to target by myself. You don't even fucking go down to the Thai food place without saying come with me. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I'm proud of those big girl pants. But but I booked in and I was. Yeah. But I mean, that's how bad I wanted my teeth fixed, I guess. Yeah. Um, appearance wise. I guess at first glance, you wouldn't know that my teeth were in bad shape. Um, they were just like not lined up properly.

I had a cross by and like, um, the way your mouth is your teeth barely show when you talk. Yeah. Yeah.

Lucky. So, um, but I knew, you know, and I wanted them for sure. I knew that I grinded my sleep. So like I had cracked teeth in the back and like, just a bunch of shit. So when I do go to the dentist, it's like once every 10 years. It's not like it's always so much money.

So, um, I knew it was going to be some shit. But, um, they helped me. I'm a little mad because they're not as big as I want to.

You want to chicklets? I told a great. They look appropriate. I said I wanted mini chicklets. Like just a, you know, she can't never be regular.

You've had everything I say exaggerated in my teeth. I wanted just a tad. But, you know, this is a temporary thing. So who knows? Um, the next set I get might be a little bit bigger to my liking.

They're all bugs. Bonnie teeth. You're like making all bugs. I'm like, this is what I wanted you guys. I want them to hang over my lips and shut the fuck out. So everyone could see them. No, I'm, but what I'm happy.

Bunny saw him today for the first time because she wasn't really paying attention when I came home. And she was like, they look plastic.

I was like, yeah, that's not really the look I'm going for. They'll dull out. They are pretty fucking white. Um, and she was like, you're like a BBL person now for real. And I was like, what's a BBL person? And she said, do too much. You have a BBL. You went and got the years like, look at you.

And I was like, girl, by no, I needed something done to these teeth. Like, and I told her how important it is, you know, take care of fucking teeth.

That's why I take my kids to the fuck. This is like a cheap quick fix. I'll say like more than it was a vanity thing. This was like, you know, kind of necessary. But I got to go back next week.

Again, probably alone. I do not want to go. I'm doing my own fucking Mexico trip. Yeah.

In some months to do my full mouth and do some, you got to do some planning first for sure. But, um, yeah, just a lot of funny moments.

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