Welcome to episode 171. Hello to Spong Gym. I'm Padafria. I'm Crystal and that's little mama.

I just told her don't call me that. I thought it's okay to call babies. Mama, but it

fucking works. My nerves when people call other grown adults fucking mama. Yeah, don't

fucking do it unless you're like, you know, significant others. That's fine, but

if you're like 65 years old, maybe you know what other one makes me crazy. What? It's

cringey. When friends call each other wifey. I don't know why. The word wifey, first of all,

it doesn't matter who says it. Yeah. Yeah. Like when dudes refer to their fucking women

and shit as wifey, wifey bugs a fuck. I'm in, in Pimpin' whole culture. So if a bitch

calls you wifey, like we have the same Pimp. You know what I mean? She has a whole different

family. Right, you're my wife and mom. Like it takes on a whole different meaning when

I hear the term wifey. I hate the fucking word, but I love you're my wifey. I was still

I don't start. I only love only one. You're my wifey. Okay, that's enough. That's

your singing for this episode. I like so much. There'll be a few more you guys. It was almost

an ASMR eating episode because I just opened a box from Starbucks and I was like, you know

what? They're just going to have to deal today because I'm hungry. Well, I haven't finished it.

I haven't. I have a birthday cake Oreo is over here and a dill pickle lays dill pickle chips

because those go so well together. Balance, nutritional fucking vegetable and carbs. Healthy carbs.

Yeah. A vegetable and whatever the fuck I want this to be. It's so delicious. I think Starbucks has

joined forces with imperfect produce because yeah, their apples be bonk. And the carrots be

hella ugly and the peas be hella ugly and like black on the end. You know, I'm not I try not to

be mean. So like I still eat the ugly ones because I feel like I feel bad. Yeah. And I eat them

first because I'm not eating too. Yeah, I'll eat those ones first. Like look, everybody was teasing

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