170: Hoechella at Coachella

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2022

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on how Trev was trappin' at 13, why banging in jacuzzis is the worst, and how influencers are getting pimped out to go to Coachella. They also help a listener with a rubbery cum problem and see what's poppin' on Megan's Law.

Comment on the Youtube video of this episode what you want written on the Yaris when we blow it up this weekend. Top 5 most liked comments are getting tagged on the car when we send it to the stratosphere.

Come see Stiff Socks LIVE at the Netflix is a Joke comedy festival in Los Angeles Saturday May 7th. Tickets at https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com or https://www.blaucomedy.com

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Right, we need something for Lydia, Uncle Jeff,
0:01.8	Steph Nexdore, Antonetwork, Generous Jenny,
0:03.9	Grumpy Graham, Benji The Horde,
0:05.4	a bottle for Laura Paula and Nora The Snora.
0:07.6	How is she still on the list?
0:08.8	Sure. Oh, and then there's the cousins.
0:10.6	If you have a lot of shopping to do this holiday,
0:12.8	book a trip now with your Ahtunnela Shuttle
0:15.0	and enjoy great savings on duty-free shopping,
0:17.5	from Fogsend to Calais in around 35 minutes.
0:19.8	We're not doing pets.
0:20.8	Are we?
0:22.1	Bring your dog and it can choose for itself.
0:24.5	Book today at EuroTunnel.com.
0:26.4	Pet travel charges apply
0:27.6	visit EuroTunnel.com for full terms and conditions.
0:30.2	Yeah, I wanted to be that fucking Tuesday.
0:32.0	I want to go to Walmart and pop a Mollie
0:33.9	and just start fucking a sponge bob creation.
0:37.4	Who cares?
0:39.9	Guys, we're blowing up the Yaris.
0:42.3	It's happening. We're blowing it up.
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