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Stiff Socks

17: Stiff Socks Ball Out Of Control

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2019

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Trevor and Michael go to “basketball camp.” They learn that basketball is not for them. They will never play again. Ever.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Before we get into today's episode we want to talk about something very important that needs to be addressed immediately dad

0:05.4

Have way too thick of wallets why why is your wallet so thick?

0:10.2

There's no read for there's no need for like receipts and an old theater tickets a picture of me playing soccer in seventh grade

0:16.7

I didn't even score that season dad. Why do you have it in there? No reason dude. There's no reason

0:21.9

It's old school dad. You need to get you a rich wallet is that front pocket wallet. Oh, all right

0:28.0

You know you ever put a wall in your front pocket. Yeah, okay now. I just did that with a rich wall

0:32.8

And I feel like I got money now dude this up front you're flexing with it

0:37.8

You know also you don't feel like you could pick pocket it dude. No, no one's going front pick pocket

0:41.8

I was like that might just be sexual yeah get in there. That's what I'm saying and dude

0:46.0

I think my girl honestly could use it because she's always like just she's like my wallet is too big

0:50.2

I can't fit it anywhere, but this one boom right in her tinge jeans right in the front dude and even better

0:55.9

You get a cell phone case and you put some wallets in there you can put wallets in your wallets

0:59.7

You can be in the exhibit of pit my ride with the wallet, okay?

1:02.8

So don't be a dad and go get you a modern 2019. This is the Tesla of wallets

1:08.4

Made of adamantium. So go to Ridge wall.com slash socks for 10% off your order

1:14.0

Do it link in the bio

1:20.4

Every time I tell my computer, I just think just gonna be a fucking girl like sucking her own foot like

1:25.9

I

1:27.9

Mean I don't it's not I don't watch like a ton

1:32.0

It depends on where I met emotionally. I do a ton says differently. Well, I mean here's the thing though. What is your ton though?

1:40.5

You know, I mean are we going oh?

1:42.8

We are why do I do it every single fucking time?

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