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🗓️ 8 May 2019
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Trevor and Michael go to “basketball camp.” They learn that basketball is not for them. They will never play again. Ever.
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0:00.0 | Before we get into today's episode we want to talk about something very important that needs to be addressed immediately dad |
0:05.4 | Have way too thick of wallets why why is your wallet so thick? |
0:10.2 | There's no read for there's no need for like receipts and an old theater tickets a picture of me playing soccer in seventh grade |
0:16.7 | I didn't even score that season dad. Why do you have it in there? No reason dude. There's no reason |
0:21.9 | It's old school dad. You need to get you a rich wallet is that front pocket wallet. Oh, all right |
0:28.0 | You know you ever put a wall in your front pocket. Yeah, okay now. I just did that with a rich wall |
0:32.8 | And I feel like I got money now dude this up front you're flexing with it |
0:37.8 | You know also you don't feel like you could pick pocket it dude. No, no one's going front pick pocket |
0:41.8 | I was like that might just be sexual yeah get in there. That's what I'm saying and dude |
0:46.0 | I think my girl honestly could use it because she's always like just she's like my wallet is too big |
0:50.2 | I can't fit it anywhere, but this one boom right in her tinge jeans right in the front dude and even better |
0:55.9 | You get a cell phone case and you put some wallets in there you can put wallets in your wallets |
0:59.7 | You can be in the exhibit of pit my ride with the wallet, okay? |
1:02.8 | So don't be a dad and go get you a modern 2019. This is the Tesla of wallets |
1:08.4 | Made of adamantium. So go to Ridge wall.com slash socks for 10% off your order |
1:14.0 | Do it link in the bio |
1:20.4 | Every time I tell my computer, I just think just gonna be a fucking girl like sucking her own foot like |
1:25.9 | I |
1:27.9 | Mean I don't it's not I don't watch like a ton |
1:32.0 | It depends on where I met emotionally. I do a ton says differently. Well, I mean here's the thing though. What is your ton though? |
1:40.5 | You know, I mean are we going oh? |
1:42.8 | We are why do I do it every single fucking time? |
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