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Stiff Socks

16: Aristotle Georgeson AKA Blake Webber & Crazy Golf Tricks

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Stiff Socks learns golf tricks from Aristotle Georgeson, AKA Blake Webber. They talk about Aristotle's internet success, how he got attacked on the stand up stage in Florida, and how macrodosing makes you smart.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Before we get into today's episode we want to talk about something very important that needs to be addressed immediately dad

0:05.4

Have way too thick of wallets why why is your wallet so thick?

0:10.2

There's no read for there's no need for like receipts and an old theater tickets a picture of me playing soccer in seventh grade

0:16.7

I didn't even score that season dad. Why do you have it in there? No reason dude. There's no reason

0:21.9

It's old school dad. You need to get you a rich wallet is that front pocket wallet. Oh, all right

0:28.0

You know you ever put a wall in your front pocket. Yeah, okay now. I just did that with a rich wall

0:32.8

And I feel like I got money now dude this up front you're flexing with it

0:37.8

You know also you don't feel like you could pick pocket it dude. No, no one's going front pick pocket

0:41.8

I was like that might just be sexual yeah get in there. That's what I'm saying and dude

0:46.0

I think my girl honestly could use it because she's always like just she's like my wallet is too big

0:50.2

I can't fit it anywhere, but this one boom right in her tinge jeans right in the front dude and even better

0:55.9

You get a cell phone case and you put some wallets in there you can put wallets in your wallets

0:59.7

You can be in the exhibit of pit my ride with the wallet, okay

1:02.8

So don't be a dad and go get you a modern 2019. This is the Tesla of wallets

1:08.4

May have adamantium. So go to Ridge wall.com slash socks for 10% off your order

1:14.0

Do it link in the bio

1:20.4

Yo

1:22.4

Stiff socks baby. What's up?

1:24.4

Very big things today. Do we think we did I feel good. I feel like you know

1:29.5

I mean my back feels feels good. We did a lot of my hip hurts your hip hurts. Yeah

1:33.6

Yeah, but that's that's a me thing. I went out boozing this weekend hard so okay

1:37.1

Who knows your hip hurt from boozing do you fall down dude? I did a keg stand on top of a pink flamingo

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