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Hello, babies. It's the 17th episode of Congratulations. How did we do it? That means we've been

going 17 weeks strong without a fucking hiccup. Isn't that amazing? I think it's amazing.

I mean, it's not amazing, you know. It's not amazing considering that they can do brain

surgery and take out cancer in your mouth and shit, but it's amazing in the sense that

it's that white girl amazing shit when they're like, oh my god, it's so amazing. And they're

just talking about like sushi. It's amazing in that sense. So thank you for helping out

and being on this journey with me. Hey, when people say things are a journey when you're

not actually trekking through the jungle, but we're going to call this a journey. The 17th

17 week journey that we went through together, mostly me and you guys were there too, kind

of just overseeing it like how like in the Hunger Games when the people who created the

Hunger Games were just kind of like watching everybody kill themselves, even though it had

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