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Welcome to Congratulations. This is the podcast. This is how we're doing it.

This is like the 16th episode. I have no idea. I literally have no idea until I'm done with it.

My producer is not here. It's just me. We're seeing if I could roll dola, dude.

I'm on my dola. What the fuck? I'm on my dola. I don't even know if that means by myself, but

I know Ice Cube says it. So I'm on my dola.

I know what that means. I'm in my podcast room. I'm completely naked and I don't give a shit.

I want it to always feel what it's like to do my art and speak my mind to a bunch of people,

thousands of people. Let my balls just air out and that's how it's going to be.

It's actually a little more echoey because of my producer's not here.

He always brings a bunch of fat cats with him and he lies them around.

So it eats up the sound. He brings about 15 to 16 fat cats and sets them all up.

But I'm naked. I'm completely naked.

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