#169: Blacklanta (@ComedienneMsPat, @BigJayOakerson)

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🗓️ 2 June 2014

⏱️ 178 minutes

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Summary

Ms. Pat joined me in a park in Brooklyn (maybe Park Slope? No, that seems wrong) to tell me about what it was like growing up in the hood in Atlanta. Spoiler alert: It was way different than how I grew up in the suburbs of Maryland. It's a story of teen pregnancies, gunshot wounds, and Jimmy Carter.

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0:00.0	You can't tell the differences because you know how Asian people can tell
0:02.9	like you know, you can't tell Asian people apart. Yeah, they can tell themselves apart. Choose no.
0:07.2	So when you don't have the curly fries hanging off your head, you worthless to them.
0:11.8	A two degree, yeah. You're more worthless to them than I am though.
0:15.9	Oh yeah. He thought now I will go take his fucking hat.
0:19.8	I would love to see him. I would love to see that. He had one of the big strimals
0:24.8	at the store on the outside. He thinks he's better than me because he got fucking curly fries.
0:30.9	Do he know how many wigs I own? Do he know how many fucking wigs I own?
0:34.8	It's why I probably can probably come visit her. There's a wife about wigs. Really?
0:37.2	Oh, that shoes weren't a wig. So what is that was a blonde wig? Somebody just asked me about
0:41.3	you never see Jewish girls with blonde wigs, but that was. She was wearing a blonde one.
0:45.8	Wow. Yeah. So what did a curly fry represent?
0:49.4	Uh, here's the ball. You're gonna teach me about Jews and then I'm gonna teach you about the hig.
0:52.6	Okay.
1:22.6	I didn't know how these work. Oh yeah. Well, it's a bunch of them for a couple of minutes.
1:31.8	We have some fun. We've started by the way. Oh, um, we could spoke another bowl after this.
1:38.2	Yes. What number? What numbers? This is 169. Good call. 169. That's huge.
1:45.1	169. Yeah. I don't even do a week though. Really?
1:47.8	Yeah. Just one a week. And then when I'm promoting stuff like a like a CD or a special,
1:51.9	I'll do like two a week really for like three or four weeks to like pump to it and then
1:56.5	with like, hey, watch this thing. I'm about to do. Do you ever do them Bill Burstow
2:00.3	ranting on one episode? Yeah. No, I've ranted up before. I had before cap rollo's episode.
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