#168: Bert Bert Bert (@BertKreischer)

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2014

⏱️ 188 minutes

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Summary

Bert Kreischer had me over to his house to talk about his first CD, Bert Bert Bert. This is the third one of these album analysis episodes I've done and it might end up as the most interesting. Bert recorded this years before he was ready. Years. It was super fun picking this apart with him. We get to mock a 5 year comic for being so foolhardy. Let it be a lesson to all of you. Slow down or you'll crash.

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0:00.0	Hey you guys welcome to RAs your first kept attack it's episode 170 169 something
0:07.0	like that what are we up to 168 I was off by two and a half so listen you guys
0:15.3	this is what I'm gonna do on this episode you know that thing I have been
0:18.9	doing and I'm gonna try to do more of where I analyzed my first album or
0:25.2	lunch for the Holocaust and then I did it with Tom Sagura for his amazing
0:29.8	album thrilled well I'm gonna continue doing that Kyle Kenae and said he was
0:34.1	into it Rogan said he was into it I'm gonna ask Gaffa again and a few other
0:39.7	people but before I do those I did it with Bert Kreischer on his first CD
0:47.7	Bert Bert Bert now I listen to this CD I asked
0:53.5	for it to do it and then I listen to the city and the CD is awful I mean it is
1:01.0	just it's just a punk kid trying to fucking record for what for what you got
1:10.0	nothing bro you're not that good and it really upset me not so much that
1:15.9	that Bert would give me this album that I didn't mind and I was worried when we
1:19.9	talked I was like oh how am I gonna like at first I thought of like as I listen
1:23.3	to what I thought of like canceling and just telling Bert like oh man I can't
1:27.9	some shit came up because I like what's the other options telling the guy the
1:33.6	fucking his CD sucks that he's just some punk kid who thinks he's better than he
1:38.5	is it made me hate myself that's what I did more it made me hate myself because I
1:45.9	knew that's exactly the kind of comedy I did the fucking yeah I said it that's
1:51.3	right I'm white but I have I know shit about other cultures and I just learn
1:59.6	that information like I just figured out from TV it's not like I was had
2:03.4	friends with I've Indian friends or Asian friends or black friends I mean definitely
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