169: A Sandwich and Some Money Can Buy You Class

A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

Kellie Rasberry & Allen Evans

Comedy

4.5 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

When Kellie left for her niece's wedding in Florida, Allen was a nervous wreck over the approaching hurricane while Kellie -- according to the governor of Louisiana -- was an idiot. But did Kellie experience a miracle during the wedding weekend? Allen doesn't seem convinced. Kellie stumbled across a YouTube channel belonging to a woman who teaches a course on landing a billionaire, including the recommended clothing she should wear to attract him. In this video, the woman gives a list of ten things an elegant woman would NEVER wear, and Kellie happens to wear half of them. Allen's daughter performed in the flag corps of her first high school football game! He's so proud and wants to show her off, but is honoring his daughter's request not to post the video. He then took his boys to look at luxury RVs because he's convinced the RV life is going to happen in the future. And Allen has been summoned for jury duty! Will he be picked? Kellie tells about the time she almost made it onto the jury.
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0:28.0	Restrictions and TNCs apply. Bye. I, Kelly Raspberry Evans, get to do with my husband, Alan Evans.
0:45.0	Hello, an Alan A train in the house.
0:49.0	Why'd you hit me on the leg?
0:50.0	Because you were going to cut me off again.
0:52.0	I was going to get the whole A train in.
0:54.0	I learned my lesson last time.
0:55.0	Because that's what I do.
0:56.0	I get the whole A train in.
0:58.0	That's what I do.
1:00.0	That's what I do.
1:01.0	Did you love the feel of that non silky smooth leg?
1:05.0	Thought there was a cactus down right.
1:08.0	But there was a saguaro cactus down there.
1:10.0	Well, what I do is when I get a spray tan, I tend to not shave for as long as possible,
1:16.0	because, you know, when you shave, you take some of the color off with it.
1:19.0	And I had to get a spray town because I went down to Florida to Tampa for my niece's wedding, my first
1:27.5	born niece's wedding and we have to talk all about that.
1:31.5	Alan was beside himself with worry, which made me feel good that you
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