169: A Perpetual Christmas Civilization That Orbits the Sun

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2018

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Why do we put people on pedestals? How can I get better at mornings? What should I hide under the floorboards? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Get your PodCon tickets at podcon.com!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John, the special Christmas Eve edition.
0:10.0	I prefer to think of it as the Christmas Eve edition of Dear John and Hank.
0:14.0	We're gonna have a comedy podcast about death and also Christmas in which two brothers answer your questions,
0:22.0	give you the advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon John.
0:27.0	Did you know that Santa Claus is from Poland?
0:30.0	I didn't know that.
0:31.5	Yeah, he's North Polish.
0:33.5	Oh God.
0:35.0	Do you have good news for me?
0:37.0	I mean, the best news is that part of the podcast is over.
0:41.0	Wait, I got more if you want it. What happens to a cat when it eats a bunch of Christmas decorations?
0:46.0	What happens?
0:47.0	It gets tensilitis!
0:51.0	I don't even, that doesn't even make sense.
0:53.0	Is tensilitis a cat disease I don't know about?
0:55.0	Tonsilitis is a cat disease.
0:57.0	Tinsil is the stuff you put on trees?
0:59.0	Oh, yeah, no, that's good.
1:03.0	Do you have a third because they're getting worse by the joke?
1:06.0	Yeah, sure. This one's even, this one's way worse.
1:08.0	Why did Santa's helpers feel so sad?
1:11.0	Because they were L. This was dead?
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