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Stiff Socks

167: Jake Paul VS. Will Smith

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2022

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on banging with socks on, used fleshlight collections, and how Michael did the sex with a leash. They also decide Jake Paul didn't offer Will Smith enough money to box Chris Rock and reminisce on times that they almost got beat up doing stand-up comedy. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm Caffey Burke and I'm here to tell you about my brand new podcast where there's a

0:04.2

wheel, there's a wake. Join me weekly as I have a knatter to some of my favourite people

0:08.6

about their fantasy funeral, including comedian and direct ups, do you at least? You're asking

0:14.2

me are there people I would like to see me die?

0:18.8

Yes! From something else and Sony Music Entertainment, listen and follow on Apple Podcasts, Spotify,

0:25.6

Amazon Music, Grobo Player or wherever you get your podcast.

0:30.2

Yeah he told you I had to play catch, I played catch with his come. Title. Long title but

0:35.7

I'm in. What are you doing? I'm pointing a 5 hour energy and a liquid death that is not

0:42.0

a brand deal but well it could be it's a sparkling water, but sparkling water tastes like shit,

0:46.9

it just tastes like a headache, it just tastes like you know when you got to take a really

0:49.8

big poop and you see all the little starry thingies in your eyes?

0:52.8

Well let's pause there. You're not seeing me. You're not seeing me all the way. I've seen

0:57.4

those but not because I need to shit a lot, it feels like I got to hit in the head when

1:00.4

I was playing bass like a real man. You know actually like shit.

1:02.7

You're first already see like 5 or 6 super dots?

1:06.7

No, I know what you're talking about but that never happens when I have to.

1:10.9

If you don't have time, then you know I'm talking about.

1:12.7

Well but when you stand up too fast, I know you're talking about it.

1:15.3

But the app's in already hot take.

1:16.7

No, yeah when you stand up too fast.

1:18.3

No, I haven't had these in a while but like you never had like if this is as a kid I

1:22.9

get on sometimes as a kid I wouldn't be I wouldn't be I wouldn't be like two to three

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