167: Jake Paul VS. Will Smith
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 30 March 2022
⏱️ 83 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Caffey Burke and I'm here to tell you about my brand new podcast where there's a |
| 0:04.2 | wheel, there's a wake. Join me weekly as I have a knatter to some of my favourite people |
| 0:08.6 | about their fantasy funeral, including comedian and direct ups, do you at least? You're asking |
| 0:14.2 | me are there people I would like to see me die? |
| 0:18.8 | Yes! From something else and Sony Music Entertainment, listen and follow on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, |
| 0:25.6 | Amazon Music, Grobo Player or wherever you get your podcast. |
| 0:30.2 | Yeah he told you I had to play catch, I played catch with his come. Title. Long title but |
| 0:35.7 | I'm in. What are you doing? I'm pointing a 5 hour energy and a liquid death that is not |
| 0:42.0 | a brand deal but well it could be it's a sparkling water, but sparkling water tastes like shit, |
| 0:46.9 | it just tastes like a headache, it just tastes like you know when you got to take a really |
| 0:49.8 | big poop and you see all the little starry thingies in your eyes? |
| 0:52.8 | Well let's pause there. You're not seeing me. You're not seeing me all the way. I've seen |
| 0:57.4 | those but not because I need to shit a lot, it feels like I got to hit in the head when |
| 1:00.4 | I was playing bass like a real man. You know actually like shit. |
| 1:02.7 | You're first already see like 5 or 6 super dots? |
| 1:06.7 | No, I know what you're talking about but that never happens when I have to. |
| 1:10.9 | If you don't have time, then you know I'm talking about. |
| 1:12.7 | Well but when you stand up too fast, I know you're talking about it. |
| 1:15.3 | But the app's in already hot take. |
| 1:16.7 | No, yeah when you stand up too fast. |
| 1:18.3 | No, I haven't had these in a while but like you never had like if this is as a kid I |
| 1:22.9 | get on sometimes as a kid I wouldn't be I wouldn't be I wouldn't be like two to three |
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