167: Fluffer

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2022

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Pata Fria draws nice stars. Crystal’s “what ifs” are non stop. Don’t fall for IG scams. Don’t forget your kids places, honest people still do exist.

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0:00.0	Hey guys, welcome to episode 167 of Hello Disfunction with Potterfriar and Crystal.
0:24.8	I can doodle really cute stars and I just noticed that.
0:29.1	Look at you. I'm pleased.
0:31.1	Like perfect. It's like tattoo burby.
0:33.1	Is it? Mm-hmm. It's like perfect.
0:35.1	Okay, but I just got in and tattooed the baby.
0:37.1	Shut up. She's getting my name first.
0:39.1	One second.
0:41.1	Sorry. I had to pop it.
0:45.1	What would you do if you came home?
0:47.1	Don't start your what would you do, shit?
0:49.1	It's every fucking day. Don't.
0:51.1	I'll just leave. I just gave her like two of them before we started.
0:54.1	She can't help herself. It's like involuntary. They just come out.
0:57.1	It's like Tourette. It is. They just come out.
0:59.1	It's what if what would you do if you came home?
1:01.1	I just stopped answering.
1:03.1	And the kids were naked on the couch watching TV.
1:05.1	Like urges or what would you do if you walked in your mom's house?
1:09.1	And she was giving your stepped out of blowjob.
1:11.1	It's always something like that.
1:13.1	It's all like can you grow up?
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