166: Loser Juice
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
5 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2022
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Women are really in constant physical pain.
Water isn’t a good time and cannibalism should be legal. Personality tests be on point and don’t let social media make you feel like you aren’t doing enough.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, hi guys! Hey! Here we are for episode 166 of Hello Disfunction with Potter Free App, and I'm Crystal, and you have |
| 0:29.9 | a side rocket. I looked over, she didn't when I got here, I looked over, and she has a |
| 0:36.1 | spiky 80s with a scrunchy, it's not a stashy, though. A ponytail. I wanted to see how long it would take |
| 0:44.0 | you to notice it. You look very Debbie Gibson, Electric Youth. Electric Youth. No, no. I liked Tiffany |
| 0:52.3 | better. Run just as fast as we can. I did a dance routine to that, and sang it for my grandma one |
| 1:00.4 | time to get off of a punishment. To get out of trouble? To make your brothers do it with you? |
| 1:05.1 | No, one of the daycare kids, but every time. You were like, come on, keep up. Every time we got in |
| 1:11.7 | trouble, we would make up fucking dance routines to try to break the ice and smooth it over. |
| 1:17.8 | For sure. Grandma, do you want to watch our dance? I think they just got tired of it, and was just like |
| 1:23.2 | fucking go outside and play. You don't have to do a goddamn dance. I'm tired of seeing these kids |
| 1:28.0 | and they're fucking stupid, uncoordinated dance routines. And shearing you on, hello, unenthusiastic. |
| 1:33.6 | Oh, that was so great. Great, you guys. Okay, fine. It was great. You did so good. Yeah, right, |
| 1:39.6 | bitch. We made it up in two minutes, and none of us are on beat, or in sync, and there was a motive |
| 1:45.9 | behind it. There was no tearier motive. Sometimes I don't think people realize that. Sometimes it's |
| 1:52.2 | easier to just give kids what they want so that you could just not understand it. Yeah, for your own, |
| 1:57.5 | so that you're not fucking bothered sometimes. Like, so don't, if you see me being like too easy |
| 2:02.9 | of a parent sometimes. It's because I'm having a rough day. Yeah, it's not for their benefit. |
| 2:06.8 | It's for my benefit. I don't give a fuck about that. Yeah, I need like peace of mind. Yeah, sometimes |
| 2:12.0 | I need a break from having to be fucking. Yes, the boss. Yes, you know, who's relentless? Naya, |
| 2:18.8 | if it's something she wants or needs, or oh my god, she's like me a hundred. She comes and does |
| 2:25.4 | a dance. No, but she'll just go, but why? But why? Oh, that why? That would get her. And tell I like |
| 2:33.5 | feel fire, you know, and I'd be trying to do the general paraming thing. And I'd be like, |
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