What is up guys it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realest say goodbye to the lies

to thickness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today

we have a cruise the internet and it's also a special cruise the internet because we have

some special guests one of them is very special we call him dr. Sal

doctor by special i mean that's my first career special yes it is my cherry popping yes

Sal we brought him on cruise the internet because uh DJ's not funny enough

I told him that when I was in the room what are you doing here I said you guys are fat you guys are

I said DJ I said DJ let's fucking make this show cruise the internet let's make it funny as

fuck and then he puts up like the heaviest topics and it's like all right bro so I got

Sal here to bring in my defense it was no defendant I think there's a defense what it was our first

one it was our first time we're talking about defense that's called an excuse in my excuse that was

I don't know man fuck I don't know well and we also have our good friend Billy prempa

what's up brother what's going on bro Billy Pippin yeah yeah yeah yeah that joke's gonna follow me

uh all right so we got cruise the internet before we get into it uh pay the fee the fee is very simple

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do good you do us a salad if we don't do good do us a soft he's got a laugh because he's the

guest the mandatory oh yeah all right so what we got we got mr. serious yeah uh we got

three headlines and I'm gonna put up on the screen for us to you know talk about and at the end

as always we do two thumbs two thumbs so we'll see how it goes all right you'll find out oh yeah

you'll see you'll see uh so this first one uh talk about pork no oh shit yeah were you really

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