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🗓️ 13 May 2014
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Andy Haynes met me at the Comedy Store to talk to me. He gave me a perspective on open relationships that I've been missing. That of a failed open relationship. Fun conversation and it was interesting to hear this side of it. Steve Simeone and Steve Rannazzisi join me for the intro and outro.
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0:00.0 | You know, we'd always kind of thought of ourselves as like progressive and whatever like alternative or like open-minded and we talked about this open relationship thing like casually and then it's this writing job started to pick up and I was more like |
0:14.0 | disconnected from the wife, I started to be attracted to other people and also I kind of had a big head. |
0:30.0 | It's one time and we are a star in nobody's eyes, one mind and we are a star. |
0:48.0 | Hello, okay. This is nice room with you guys. By the way. |
0:56.0 | It's nice living with us. Yeah, rooming with you. It was fun, right? Yeah. It was most comfortable not asleep. I've got like two weeks. Why? |
1:03.0 | Because I've been going from like a rental house rental apartment to like a hotel somewhere. |
1:08.0 | You went sleep well in there. No, this one. It's just not that great. Plus the light, the noise comes in right as soon as the traffic starts. Yeah. So it just wasn't good. |
1:18.0 | That's why I figured you should take the bed last night. I just had a feeling. I was like, are you traveling so much? |
1:23.0 | Fucking have a good night's sleep. I need to look. I slept good too. I was tired though. I'm on East Coast time. |
1:30.0 | So yeah. So anyway, here's today's episode is the Andy Haines. You don't know. Maybe you do know. I know that name. |
1:39.0 | He's a comic. He used to be in New York. I think it's like a eight, nine year comic maybe. Okay. |
1:46.0 | But he had this open relationship that did not work. I wanted to get somebody that had one that didn't work out. |
1:52.0 | I don't think they do work out. Yeah. Have you ever had someone that had worked out? I worked out. |
1:58.0 | You're divorced. You're divorced. Yeah. But they don't work out. But all your other relationships talking. What? |
2:04.0 | It worked out. It was a long relationship with my best one. No, working out means it's working forever. |
2:10.0 | It means forever. It's intense working. It's working out. It's working out. It's presently working out. |
2:16.0 | Well, then who has a good relationship like that? You. You're the only one who has one like that. No one else can have one that's worked out. |
2:22.0 | Both my brothers, my parents have one that worked out. Yeah. Not going. It's maybe brothers too early to tell. |
2:29.0 | My one brother's been married for like 15 years. Oh really? 16 years. |
2:33.0 | So the only way you could definitely work out is so if his wife dies, then it's like Jesus. |
2:38.0 | That it worked out. Not going. Otherwise you got to wait till it's till the end. No, what if they're still like just together and having sex with the people? |
2:44.0 | That would be I'm sure there are people who's like who like, oh no, you know, we I mean maybe. Yeah, but that's my point. |
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