#165: Queen of the Blow Job (@KatieManzella)

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🗓️ 5 May 2014

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Katie Manzella came over for the last podcast ever from my LA apartment. I invited her over to talk about her love affiar with blow jobs. Katie is beyond a pro at it. She's the queen. She loves giving them and she gives them liberally. And by the way, the final number was 12.

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0:00.0	Oh, and I think I sucked my first dick that night.
0:02.2	Yeah.
0:02.7	When that was the very first time you got drunk, you sucked your first dick.
0:04.7	Yeah, that's what I have.
0:06.5	And that's when the love affair was low, job started.
0:09.1	But yeah, the one that got me realized when...
0:11.1	What, who was the guy?
0:12.0	This is the guy.
0:12.9	I don't remember.
0:13.5	I think his name was Chris.
0:14.6	I don't know.
0:15.2	Who, like, who was he to you?
0:16.4	He was just a guy who was sitting on a bench with,
0:19.0	and I was drunk, and we were.
0:21.2	She took her tongue out of mouth, put it on top,
0:23.7	like a cherry-storted movement, and like a snake,
0:25.8	and it was very irresistible.
0:27.8	I couldn't pay the bitch to drink, because I was doing some old crazy shit.
0:32.6	They made me start having a fit,
0:34.8	because the bitch sucked the hell of five dick.
0:36.8	Check his dick.
0:37.7	It's the world's biggest dick.
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