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Hello Dysfunction

165: Parliament Belt

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2022

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Eat cinnamon mentos for dinner.
Our kids been stressing us to death and we hate Pepsi. Our recording decor is really classy and Netflix is being greedy. Tips on how to get more fellatio and plan your after death signs now.

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0:00.0

Hi guys! Hey girl! We're back after a short break. This is Hello Disfunction with Potafria.

0:26.9

I'm Crystal and what episode is this? 165. Here we are. Finally, she's making her technical noise

0:34.0

as usual. You should have seen how I just slid into this motherfucker, man.

0:37.9

With a big velvet bathrobe on. Big tarry robe. There's a few burnholes in memory of my dad.

0:44.2

I put in here. Very appropriate. Yes. This episode was brought to you by Cinnamon Mentos.

0:52.6

And you know what's funny is after you showed me that you bought four. When I stopped there,

0:56.2

I bought the last three. Did you? I left them for. I was like, don't be greedy. Don't buy the whole box.

1:01.0

And I said, Steve, I'm buying the last of them. Like, you got a order one. He said they don't have

1:06.0

them right now. He goes, I did. They did bring them because he knows. Yes. You know, he ordered three

1:10.8

boxes last time and I bought them. And you paid all of them. So actually, this episode was not

1:16.0

brought to you by that. But I'm fueled by that today. And I think they're meals. Yeah, do you want one?

1:22.4

They're not me tubes of meal. So what you're supposed to do. The way you eat these is you eat the

1:28.5

whole sleeve at once. At once. And what I like to do is I'll put two in my mouth, one on each

1:34.3

cheek. Here's my weird shit. Okay. And suck them, right? And just suck them. And then I'll hold while

1:39.9

I'm doing that, I hold four in my hand really tight to warm them. When I chew them, they're soft.

1:47.2

You're so ridiculous. I heat them up first in my hand, like a tiny microwave.

1:54.8

I put them in my hand and I sit on my hand. Yes. So then I eat, I eat those too slowly like that.

2:00.1

Then I did the other way. They're four. Because they're 10 back. Yeah. And then I start the process

2:05.6

again, because I got to eat more up. How fucking problem? Yes. But I just added an entire pack on the

2:13.3

porch. On the porch, I feel a little weird now. I probably shouldn't have done that on an

2:16.5

empty stomach from all the sugar. I don't feel I feel kind of sick. Do you? But it's okay. I'm here.

2:22.8

Oh, I eat like three tubes a day. Yeah. There's a wrap around your bed right now. I feel like I

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