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The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Relationships, Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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0:35.4	qualify and redeem one dollar stake. Hello, happy Monday. Welcome back to the Horny Houseide Podcast. It's me, Jordan.
0:59.0	When I look at my notes up and I see like topics, like things I'll just write down I the first thing I have is
1:05.5	dry January sucks dick kind of does as anyone else doing dry January why do we do this like who do we
1:14.4	fucking think we are no one goes a fuck by I mean I guess we do we're being
1:19.9	intentional we're being healthy I mean you know we're not poisoning ourselves for 30 days
1:26.3	Sounds good for the bodd
1:28.4	Chicken soup for the soul does anybody remember chicken soup for the fucking soul?
1:34.0	That just came to me organically.
1:36.0	That was not on the topics.
1:38.0	I read all of those.
1:39.0	That's a symptom of a lost girl if I've ever seen one.
1:44.5	Or not a lost girl, but a girl with a lot of a big feelings.
1:48.0	You had big feelings.
1:49.5	I wept onto those pages, wept. What a nerd. Chicken soup for the pre-teen soul. to those
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