164: Trevor Wallace's Biggest Secret

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2022

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Well, you're gonna learn a lot about The Scientists today. The boys riff on how burning bras is the best, wonder why the White House looks like shit, decide that Zoe Kravitz is the best Catwoman and Robert Pattinson is the weirdest Batman, and hear Trevor try to defend a very personal bathroom routine.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Away in the shuttle, take a break in your car
0:05.8	Shopped at freedom and duty, Christmas markets aren't far
0:12.0	Visit Paris or Strasbourg, bring your skis for a glide
0:18.2	More fun and a high street, you can save this you'll tie
0:24.3	Book a trip now and enjoy great savings on duty free shopping
0:27.5	Visit urotunnel.com for full-times and conditions
0:30.0	Do you use put pressure like on your fingers to get in your asshole?
0:33.7	Yeah, me too, okay
0:35.7	Sometimes I come
0:37.7	I mean the toilet paper's not going to do it
0:40.9	It's getting hot in here because we're going on the road
0:44.5	You stand clear, oh what's up guys everywhere we're going as fucking cold and that's fine
0:50.0	Let's go on the tour dance we just opened up 400 more seats at town hall in New York City
0:55.2	March 24th, it's a Thursday, Thursday, March 24th, town hall, New York City
1:01.0	The next night, March 25th, the late show, the Wilbur Theatre and Boston, Massachusetts
1:06.1	Has less than a hundred tickets left, get that first show sold out
1:10.0	Then we got a second show added in Atlanta
1:13.2	April 2nd, the Saturday, variety playhouse at Landa, Georgia
1:16.8	And then after that we have April 14th, Dallas, Texas, moving and fucking grooving
1:21.6	April 15th, the Paramount Theatre in Austin, Texas
1:24.5	I believe we're adding the Saturday, the 16th as well, Austin, Texas, Paramount, theatre
1:29.5	Then I'm just going to run through the rest of them
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