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163: Live at the Canal Cafe Theatre – 2nd November 2015

Regular Features

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9546 Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2015

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Matt has written a text adventure based on the life of George Osborne, Gav is apparently trying to be nice, Log is imagining what it might be like to be Gav for a day, and Steve has brought loads of fun expensive shit from work. Watch the video version here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ99Nvevxuc&feature=youtu.be

Transcript

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0:00.0

Regular regular regular features

0:02.0

Regular regular regular regular

0:03.0

Regular regular features

0:04.0

Regular regular features

0:07.0

Hello

0:08.0

Welcome

0:09.0

Nobody's asked about my hat

0:11.0

Oh here we go

0:12.0

Hey

0:13.0

See nobody's asked about my hat

0:15.0

Oh yeah what's with that hat

0:17.0

Oh this all thing

0:18.0

You guys did such a shit job of recording the last episode of regular features.

0:23.7

I've decided to take it upon myself to document the experience in first person.

0:33.6

That's got to go in someone's mouth later.

0:36.4

Can you go in someone's mouth?

0:37.7

It's small enough. You could probably... No, it's like, I'm mouth there. Can he go in someone's mouth? It's small enough.

0:53.2

No, it's not like, I'm asking permission, can it go into it? When do you go to go? He knows he can go in his mouth? He's put things in his mouth. I've seen him. I've seen him. I've put it on my mouth. It's a fact. Okay. Who's got a regular feature? I've got a regular feature.

0:54.3

You got a regular feature?

0:55.9

He got a regular feature. It's in my bag.

0:56.7

Let me get my bag. Okay. Who's got a regular feature? I've got a regular feature. He's got a regular feature.

0:55.1

He's got a regular feature.

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