163. Foiled Again!

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 734 Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload! 💵 Use code LIFELINE for 20% off your first purchase at https://custclothing.com - premium closet staples for you 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠apple.co/3NG2G2G⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠spoti.fi/3NPUwoT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🔗 All our links: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/watchlifeline⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Today we're talking about about someone flirting without someone else while you're on a date, deciding when and how to be more present as a father, people who fact-check as you're storytelling, and several follow ups about wiping and bidets. 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. More LIFELINE: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/watchlifeline⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tiktok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tiktok.com/@watchlifeline⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ More Matt D'Elia: Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠mattdelia.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. More Chris D'Elia: Congratulations podcast: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠congratulationspod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Live on tour: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠chrisdelia.com/tour⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:32.1	Runk.
0:32.9	Ha ha ha ha ha.
0:40.0	Hello. Hello.
0:41.4	Hello.
0:43.1	Hello.
0:43.5	Hello.
0:43.6	Hello.
0:44.3	Hello.
0:44.8	Hello.
0:48.9	Are you blind then, too?
0:51.0	Or just, you went blind today?
0:52.2	Uh-uh.
0:52.8	Are we going?
0:53.6	Yeah, sorry.
0:54.3	Yeah, man. We're already recorded.
0:55.5	So that's, we're recording right now already.
0:57.8	Yeah, I know.
0:59.1	So, it was Morgan Freeman's birthday.
1:00.8	Is he 150?
1:01.7	Dude, he has looked, uh, one, one, he's looked 80 since, uh, how long?
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