162. Never Come Clean

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 734 Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload! 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠apple.co/3NG2G2G⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠spoti.fi/3NPUwoT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🔗 All our links: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/watchlifeline⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Today we're talking about having a friend who tells you about plans but doesn't invite you, asking another man for help removing your very tight shirt, if you should blow your nose in private, and discussing the merits of bidets once again. 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. More LIFELINE: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/watchlifeline⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tiktok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tiktok.com/@watchlifeline⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ More Matt D'Elia: Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠mattdelia.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. More Chris D'Elia: Congratulations podcast: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠congratulationspod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Live on tour: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠chrisdelia.com/tour⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0	Runk
0:02.5	Runk
0:02.5	Heyo
0:07.2	Hello
0:09.0	Hello
0:10.0	Hello
0:12.0	Hello
0:13.0	Hello
0:13.6	Hello
0:14.8	Hello
0:17.0	Hello
0:18.0	Heyo
0:20.4	Oh What's up, guys?
0:22.4	In a tribe.
0:23.6	Hey, oh, yeah, oh, hey, oh.
0:25.4	Happy birthday to Cillian Murphy.
0:27.5	Is it Killian?
0:28.7	I don't know.
0:29.2	Can we get to the bottom of this?
0:30.5	It is Killian Murphy.
0:31.0	It's Killian Murphy.
0:31.8	Happy birthday.
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