Welcome to A Slob Kems Clean, the podcast. I'm Dana Kay White. I blog over at

aslobkemsclean.com. That's where I share my personal

deslabification process. As I figure out ways to keep my own home under control,

I share the truth about cleaning and organizing strategies that actually work in

real life for real people. I am also the author of two books, How to Manage Your

Home without losing your mind and the newly released decluttering at the speed of

life. Speed of life, meaning real life, where things happen and you can't always

predict how much time you're going to have to spend decluttering. So I encourage

you to check those out at aslobkemsclean.com slash book. I also want to tell you

guys about something really, really cool that you have. I'm not gonna tell you the

exact date because I don't have it in front of me. But like you have about two

weeks from the time this podcast comes out, which is about three 16, three 15, something

like that. I do about two weeks to go check this out. Parade.com, Parade magazine, if

you saw it a couple weeks ago, had a little teeny blurb on page six on the bottom

right corner about a contest that they're doing or a sweepstakes. I think it is. Anyway,

they have all the legal mama jumbo there. But where they are going to someone is going

to win a decluttering session with me, like a full day in your home. Like my publisher

is flying me there. I think it's only the continental US. But again, make sure you go check

it out. It's at parade.com slash clutter. That's where you can go and enter to win that.

Parade.com slash clutter. Y'all think about how much fun it would be. If you're used

to hearing my voice while you declutter anyway, I could actually be there and we could do

it together. It'd be really fun. Okay, let's see. I'm gonna do a decluttering Q&A. I'll

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