The Welcome to the very last thought police.

You thought that meant the very last thought police?

No, it's the very last thought police of the fucking year, right?

Because we're coming towards the end, thank fuck of 2021, one of the

shittest years in the history of years, right? Although, in a funny sort of way, I haven't

hated it as much as I hated 2020, but I started off this year where do you remember after Christmas they went oh we'll have to look everything down for maybe a month to save Easter and then suddenly we were fucking stuck in lockdown from January the 1st.

I can't remember what I did last New Year's Eve.

I think I was in Sussex.

I didn't really do much of anything.

And then we didn't fucking emerge from that until about April.

This time last year, just after Christmas,

we were told you need a short sharp lockdown

so we thought we'd get two or three weeks in January and then we'd

get on with our lives yeah guess what yeah and then February came

no I think it was I think it was May the original Freedom Day was going to be June, wasn't it?

And then it turned out not to happen in June.

July, wasn't it?

And then it turned out to be in July.

July the 16th.

I mean, the previous year, we'd had a lockdown in March,

which had lasted until around about June July.

Because remember you and I had a pub show on July the 4th, 2020,

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