The Welcome to the Christmas edition of the thought police. It is Christmas you know and

everybody's supposed to be feeling very fucking happy about it. So Merry fucking Christmas

to you Kevin. It's the most wonderful cunning time of time of the year. Yes, absolutely right. I can't think

what I'd like to give Boris Johnson for Christmas, but I'm pretty sure

it's his fucking arse. It doesn't involve rapping.

It does involve some fucking string.

Yeah. Because I quite like to tie him up and

get him out of the way get him out of harm's way is a matter we can't be overwhelmed by

yeah never mind you are so right it's a good point you've got on your show

that never mind the NHS getting overwhelmed

The problem with this country is that scruffy blonde twat Johnson is over

What an arseal. He also looks like fucking death, doesn't he? He doesn't look well. The word is that he can't stand to be around Carrie.

So every night when she goes to bed he goes down to the Downing Street offices

opens himself a bottle of claret and sits there piddling around on his computer.

Do you think he's still in touch with some of his exes?

Well I mean it could be I mean it's a complicated picture isn't it so

it's probably millions of them there are some people out there who have probably been

messaging him for a while I imagine he's probably the least secureist that we've ever had because he keeps giving out

a number of the number of women.

He projects this image of being a super confident old itonian brilliant Oxford Oxford graduate but actually I think he's very incompetent

he has an he lacks self-confidence and that's the problem if he had any self-confidence

he'd have told these stupid

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